Saturday, August 3, 2013
When pancakes rise against humans.
Being fed up of being a breakfast item, pancakes wanted to be recognized more by having T.V shows, movies, tours, their own trailer, a limousine and merchandise. These requests did not go well with the Human-Inanimate Objects Court, and without hesitation rejected the pancakes' notion.
With the support from the Order of New Dominion of Inanimate Objects, the pancakes hatched a plan to overthrow mankind. ONDIO provided the pancake folk with sufficient technology to carry out their plan. With the ability of flight and shooting lasers they head out to their newly built base of operations. The moon.
The pancakes were too smart to use conventional warfare. They studied mankind and collected information. Days passed and they were able to gather sufficient intelligence. The Buttered Pancake Supreme Leader ordered its agents to bribe human government officials, those who are weak-willed to abandon arms and go their side instead. Instantly, with the promise of unlimited pancakes, the human traitors went to their new masters.
The move weakened the defensive strength of humans.
On the other side of the field, the humans invoked the treaties and agreements from other races they forged. From the 3rd dimension, the Humping Camels responded to the call and sent its five thousand strong forces. The Exploding Cellphones of the 5th dimension sent their artillery for defensive measures. The Candy People from the 6th dimension led by a Princess and two knights arrived with fifty giants. The Ninja Cats from the 2nd dimension, however did not came to the call.
The Alliance of Humans, Humping Camels, Exploding Cellphones and Candy People set up their equipment and forces according to the plan. The Alliance Commander, General Jumbo lead the laying out of the defense.
Back at the Pancake Moon Base, the Buttered Pancake Supreme Leader is itching to destroy the humans. With these he ordered the attack. Thousands of pancakes flew towards Earth at great speed.
The Alliance anticipated this attack. The skies became golden brown and the smell of freshly cooked pancake emerged. With great pride the alliance soldiers started barraging the skies with anti-pancake missiles. In return, the pancakes started firing their lasers, turning everyone into a bottle of honey.
There are pancakes everywhere! Despite the combined forces of the Alliance, the pancakes easily turn almost everyone into honey! General Jumbo still defiant, ordered to use fire-throwers. But this didn't work, because the pancakes are now fire proof! The soldiers' morale dived down. They were fighting but with no heart. Some of them stare blankly in the sky while tears run down face.
The lighting speed of the pancakes' apparent victory is to much to bear. Almost all of the human lose hope.
But out of nowhere, Ninja Cats arrived!
The Ninja Cats known for their appetite for pancakes started devouring spinning pancakes. Winning it for the alliance
The end.
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